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I've been having a lot of difficulty writing anything good the past few days.

I managed to come up with this.
Enjoy? (I doubt)

:music: R-Evolve - 30 Seconds to Mars

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:icondarkriderdlmc:
This is not bad, Nanook! You are locating seals again, soon they will be bigger and you will slay one.

I will take this underseal home anyway...

...do not tell the RCMP!

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So, I pull my coat back and real slow (no reason to start it up yet) I rest my hand by the Smith. Then I give them that cold smile and in the low, soft killing voice I say, "Gentlemen, I'm your worst nightmare. A gunfighter with a rendering station"
:icondarkriderdlmc:
I meant "undersized seal"...

That hissing noise is the air in my head escaping!

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So, I pull my coat back and real slow (no reason to start it up yet) I rest my hand by the Smith. Then I give them that cold smile and in the low, soft killing voice I say, "Gentlemen, I'm your worst nightmare. A gunfighter with a rendering station"
:iconitsxmagik:
:] Thank you!

I won't tell.
But those poor seals.


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make a map of what you see; direct pain effectively.
:icondarkriderdlmc:
I don't really eat'm, cause they're not really seals. I'm off, not nutz...

If you mean the Baby Harp seals, yup. Sukz!

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So, I pull my coat back and real slow (no reason to start it up yet) I rest my hand by the Smith. Then I give them that cold smile and in the low, soft killing voice I say, "Gentlemen, I'm your worst nightmare. A gunfighter with a rendering station"
:iconitsxmagik:
:lmao:
I can't imagine them tasting very good.


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make a map of what you see; direct pain effectively.
:iconohsostarryeyed:
part 1 might have made my day :heart:
[i almost made a sweet typo on 'day' by writing 'dad']

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i like to
put haikus where they
don't belong.
:icondarkriderdlmc:
They don't even eatz them. They club them to death or unconsciousness and then skin them sometimes alive. They club the defensive mothers. Clubbing is a cost effectiveness thing, bullets lower the profit.

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So, I pull my coat back and real slow (no reason to start it up yet) I rest my hand by the Smith. Then I give them that cold smile and in the low, soft killing voice I say, "Gentlemen, I'm your worst nightmare. A gunfighter with a rendering station"
:icontrue-bloodd:
thats beautiful
definate fave on my list :) :heart:
:iconamplifysilence:
Very nice. I did enjoy it.

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"I can't let you go. Slow down, don't leave. Dying days of my youth. Overtake me."
-10 Years
:iconsocraticsynapses:
i adore this. i can't even pick my favorite line. it's a three-way tie.

absolutely :+fav:


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raphael does photography, too!

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